tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49858801639038621762024-02-08T08:06:38.944-08:00Poems and songs (Probably horrible)Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06841772554138151535noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4985880163903862176.post-68100764031118073762011-03-14T17:39:00.000-07:002011-03-15T03:42:30.631-07:00Existence in spaceRighto <div><br /></div><div>So it went something like this</div><div><br /></div><div>There was something</div><div>It festered, in black</div><div>Although it was bright</div><div>It shone for billions</div><div>But only existed for one<br />In the extermination of a universe<br />It does not end when we destroy<br />It ends when we evolve</div>Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06841772554138151535noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4985880163903862176.post-23691569636242620762011-03-13T00:32:00.000-08:002011-03-13T04:01:21.154-07:00ThingsI died the other day, I did my father Saturn proud<br />In my coffin I saw God. And he said "hello"<br />Little did I know i was looking at me<br />But a clear memory.<br />Was I ashamed? Did we go to far<br />Playing innocent at the scene of Hansels death<br />And they crucified me, but i dont believe<br />That we were ever ever alive.<br /><br />Im just a cat<br />Who's sold so many tongues<br />And after a while, ill build a cross of gold<br />And they will sing hallelujah<br /><br />I will salute to my T.V.<br />It's even more real than me<br />You may aswell be dead, i wouldnt know unless youre televised<br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />WARNING - THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO RELIGIOUS FOLK<br /><br />God bless you! God bless us! God bless America!<br /><br />God: Seriously guys, i cant take it any more. Stop telling me to do stuff. Like, I have a life too! I cant keep blessing people everytime some bastard sneezes. All you motherfuckers pray to me every night, cant a guy jack off in peace? yeah, praise the lord and all that crap, I dont care about you. Alright, im over it. Screw this. Ill hand you over to the TV now. Im going to do some cocaine.<br /><br />NEWSFLASH<br /><br />God was found dead, overdosed, at his mansion in Holywood this morning at 7.06AM.<br /><br />HEADLINES<br />REALITY GAME SHOW STARTING SOON<br />-THE BIG MAN-<br />Gameshow, 6.00PM, Join host Charlie Sheen as he searches for a new God amoung the 7 contestants. To sign up for this game show ring (07) 1234 5689. N0 females.<br />THE BIG MAN GAME SHOW HAS FOUND OUR NEW GOD<br />LUCIFER TAKES THE SEAT<br />METEOR HEADED TOWARDS EARTH! GOD TAKEN IN SPACE SHUTTLE TO LIVE IN THE SUN<br />LAST DAY ON EARTH<br />-Commet hits- Tv ratings through the roof.<br />Humanity dies (if it wasnt already dead)<br />Life forms evolve again<br />Some dude called jesus comes along.<br />Lucifer dies in the sun, plants some explosives while hes there.<br />Lucifer decides to take his rage out on humanity.<br />through the dogmatic power of elders beliefs, the elders force their views onto children<br />Children live in fear, pass their fear onto their own children some day.<br />Everyone is in fear<br />Society stops going outside<br />television ratings skyrocket<br />Media creates a fake world, televises destruction in the world, telling people not to go outside<br />Media rules the world<br />The television is your god<br />Sounds like a load of crap. But if i package it well enough. It will sell... And they will eat, just like they devoured the bible, tastes like chicken they said.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Paranoia knocks at the door<br />The bastard is breaking and entering<br />I know why though.<br />And i can see right through it<br />How silly, its only been two days<br />But we cant do anything about it<br />theres no signs that it is slowing<br />so by far, it must be extending<br />growing closer, and closer<br />Perhaps i could feel the breath on the back of my neck<br />when it whispers sweetly<br />Hello<br />But i choose not to<br />BUT IT DOSENT CARE!<br />WHY ME, I DONT WANT TO BECOME WHAT I HATE<br />BUT WHAT I HATE IS ME<br />CANT I LIVE MY LIFE, IN THE EYES OF OTHERS<br />Hello paranoia, pleased to meet you<br />My name is... Shit, i forgot<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Location: Managers office<br />Time: 12:50 PM<br />Description: The manager has found a new "employee"<br /><br />Manager: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, new here are you? (Fumbles paperwork around)<br />?????: Why, yes sir (Fidgety)<br />Manager: Are you aware of what we do. Mister.... (Looks at papers) Paddlefoot<br />Mr. Paddlefoot: I have heard sir, but forgive me, i cant quite seem to come to terms with it<br />Manager: Ah yes, we do get that alot, you see dear boy....<br />Mr. Paddlefoot: Yes?<br />Manager: Ah, dont worry. You will find out when we take you on the tour...<br />Mr. Paddlefoot: Oh, goody<br />Manager: Boy, tell me, what do you know of... Soup?<br />Mr. Paddlefoot: Well, I have alot experience in making soup sir, i used to make it with my Grandma<br />Manager: Ah, good, yes, good., now, if you will just sign here, and here.... Thankyou, all shall become clear to you very shortly<br /><br />(Manager takes Mr Paddlefoot on the "Tour")<br /><br />(Secretary enters)<br />Secretary: Oh, there you are, am I to dispose of the clothing now sir?<br />Manager: Ah yes, now if you will please leave me be. I am with our guest, Mister Paddlefoot<br />Secretary: But, there is no one here sir?<br />Manager: Ahem... (Points to his soup)<br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />THE MEANING OF LIFE<br />It might shock you to find out this. But recently... I found out the meaning of life!<br />So, i would explain it but. you dont need to know, there is a meaning which cannot be comprehended in this life. Therefore i wont say it. Because i know it is something i cannot understand. And you will never know. So next time you question the meaning of life. Please realise that nobody is smart enough to understand it even if it were told to them. If infact someone did find this out, and was able to comprehend it, they would realise that they would be eaten. Please find enclosed one toaster.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />WHY ARE WE HERE<br />Because you werent invited to the party<br />Please find enclosed one happy fun rock<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE<br />Youre already dead. Dont ask me. Mabye if you die when youre dead, you might start living. We only realy die when we loose hope and fail to find happyness. Yours scincerely, The Blue Power Ranger.<br /><br />Please find enclosed, One soul (Spend it wisely)<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />ZEBRA!<br />yes, i am aware of them. they hibernate in my sock drawer. And when summer arrives (They like to have a lie in through spring) they make quite a ruckus.<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Okay. I will never see you again...<br /><br />I know... im sorry it had to end like this, i have to leave now, my boat departs in half an hour<br /><br />But wait, before you go...<br /><br />Yes?<br /><br />I have some information, that will be of much use<br /><br />Do go on...?<br /><br />If in any of your travells, you encounter a Giraffe with a short neck...<br /><br />...<br /><br />Its probably not a Giraffe<br /><br />Please find enclosed, one punch in the face<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />As I roll this stone you left in my mind<br />I tell Sisyphus to pick up the slack<br />Some of us are born to die<br />Well ill die trying to live<br />When I am called for, I have my coins ready<br />To cross this sea of torment<br />You crumpled my monologue<br />Which can't be perfect anymore<br />And I see through tour act<br />A tale, a false tradgedy<br />Seen through the eyes of a Jester<br />With both blinded by fog<br />The storm will leave no trace of water<br />Just a bloodied corpse of youAlexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06841772554138151535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4985880163903862176.post-65041178838531965262009-10-09T04:53:00.000-07:002009-10-23T06:31:52.496-07:00Some stuff i decided to write. APparently this would go good as some lyrics<br /><br />The angel died today, Death decends<br />Walking roads of grey, I see not the beauty<br />You were my favourite flower to see. Now wilted. Endlessly<br />Not these tears I cry can bring you back, as my shadow creeps up into me<br />The darkness has its grip, now I see the immage of me<br />All the negativity takes its hold. I have become the shadow that haunts my body<br />Lifelessly<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Black flowers. Or some shit.<br /><br />Sixteen Black flowers lay on the floor, No longer cared for anymore<br />Reminds me of a time I knew, you were here, like a bird you flew<br />Sitting at the graveyard, final ends meet, sitting with the flowers under my feet<br />If only birds didnt fly away, why they do it, I wonder this day<br /><br />Black flowers... In the moonlight<br />Black flowers... Ever do bright<br />Black flowers... Given to you<br />Black flowers... When dreams don't come true<br /><br />Here lies remains of the past, your external life gone too fast<br />Please, Angel, rest in peace. Ill be there, soon to discease<br />What is it like in there, all alone, I wonder and look at your concrete throne<br />I held your body, blood runs free, the last time you ever looked at me<br /><br />Black flowers... In the moonlight<br />Black flowers... Ever so bright<br />Black flowers... Dreams of me and you<br />Black flowers... Dreams that never come true<br /><br />Carry on, Until the dawn<br />Our memories will never fade<br />I'll sing this song, 'till I pass on<br /><br />Black flowers by your concrete grave<br /><br />---------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />It seems I can't get to you<br /><br /><br />I tried to write, but the ink didn't like the quill<br />I tried to say, mind and mouth won't communicate<br /><br /><br />(Ill do this later. ) Fail.<br /><br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Sorry, I had no mind to think<br />I see you made yours last night<br /><br />You shouldn't forgive me for this<br /><br />I tried, but it was just hit and miss<br /><br />Do this one later too. Fail.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />(Capitals = Scream/roar) Three dots = whisper<br /><br /><br />IM DONE, THERES NO TOMORROW<br />WITH YOU, CONSTANT SORROW<br />NOW NOW, YOUR LIFE IS MINE<br />...your soul never tasted so fine...<br /><br />RIPPED O----UT, MY MI----ND<br />...Love is wrongly defined...<br /><br />The gates of hell are freely open to you<br />No key needed, heres the way through<br />Come on honey, ill hold your hand<br />THEN PUSH YOU THROUGH, TO YOUR RIGHTFUL LAND<br />(^^Building up^^)<br />-Maniac laughter-<br /><br />IM DONE, THERES NO TOMORROW<br />WITH YOU, CONSTANT SORROW<br />NOW NOW, YOU'RE SUCH A CLOWN<br />TURN THAT SMILE UPSIDE DOWN<br /><br />X4Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06841772554138151535noreply@blogger.com1